Each couple years I get pleasure from doing a bit of rewriting of basic Christmas songs and poems only for previous home lovers. Let’s face it, we’re a bizarre flock and it’s straightforward too make enjoyable of so why not make the jokes ourselves and all snort collectively.
I hope every one among you has an exquisite Christmas and also you’ve discovered this weblog a blessing this 12 months. Right here’s to an incredible 2024 and lot extra previous home enjoyable!
The 12 Days of Christmas
On the primary day of Christmas my real love gave to me
A home stuffed with peeling lead paint.
On the second day of Christmas my real love gave to me
Two leaky pipes, and a home stuffed with peeling lead paint.
On the third day of Christmas my real love gave to me
Three damaged locks, two leaky pipes, and a home stuffed with peeling lead paint.
On the fourth day of Christmas my real love gave to me
4 ugly doorways, three damaged locks, two leaky pipes, and a home stuffed with peeling lead paint.
On the fifth day of Christmas my real love gave to me
5 years of chores, 4 ugly doorways, three damaged locks, two leaky pipes, and a home stuffed with peeling lead paint.
On the sixth day of Christmas my real love gave to me
Six sash a-rotting, 5 years of chores, 4 ugly doorways, three damaged locks, two leaky pipes, and a home stuffed with peeling lead paint.
On the seventh day of Christmas my real love gave to me
Seven panes a-breaking, six sash a-rotting, 5 years of chores, 4 ugly doorways, three damaged locks, two leaky pipes, and a home stuffed with peeling lead paint.
On the eighth day of Christmas my real love gave to me
Eight builders bilking, seven panes a-breaking, six sash a-rotting, 5 years of chores, 4 ugly doorways, three damaged locks, two leaky pipes, and a home stuffed with peeling lead paint.
On the ninth day of Christmas my real love gave to me
9 squirrels a-chewing, eight builders bilking, seven panes a-breaking, six sash a-rotting, 5 years of chores, 4 ugly doorways, three damaged locks, two leaky pipes, and a home stuffed with peeling lead paint.
On the tenth day of Christmas my real love gave to me
Ten boards a-breaking, 9 squirrels a-chewing, eight builders bilking, seven panes a-breaking, six sash a-rotting, 5 years of chores, 4 ugly doorways, three damaged locks, two leaky pipes, and a home stuffed with peeling lead paint.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my real love gave to me
Eleven thousand termites, ten boards a-breaking, 9 squirrels a-chewing, eight builders bilking, seven panes a-breaking, six sash a-rotting, 5 years of chores, 4 ugly doorways, three damaged locks, two leaky pipes, and a home stuffed with peeling lead paint.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my real love gave to me
Twelve months of funds, ‘leven thousand termites, ten boards a-breaking, 9 squirrels a-chewing, eight builders bilking, seven panes a-breaking, six sash a-rotting, 5 years of chores, 4 ugly doorways, three damaged locks, two leaky pipes, and a home stuffed with peeling lead paint.
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